What is Shoplifting?
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1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
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Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.
Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.
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When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.
I have to go rig..
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A person who couldn't keep their day job, and is now 'selling' Social Media. With a mere 3 month history of Twitter usage..
