What is Shopooring?
1.
Shopping for luxurious items when you are poor, rather than spending money on necessities. More often than not, people that do this are also crack whores.
Monifa: "Lily, Shall we go shopooring?"
Lily: "Actually, my children are hungry and malnourished. They don't sleep at night due to hunger pains. But I would love to go shopooring, I need an alligator skin scrunchie!
Monifa: "Let's leave immediately!"