Shoportunist

What is Shoportunist?

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

See opportunist, store, shop

Jack Into The Matrix

1. Sexual intercourse. Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth? Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix...

T-pee

1. t-pee the ejaculation into one's face, smearing it over the face with the penis, then taking tissue and sticking it onto the face. ..

Reverse Ending

1. Also known as the "Self Facial" Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the..

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