What is Shopping Window?
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The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.
"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.
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rare genetic occurance where the male penis is more than 2 feet long.
he is lucky because he has a rare case of penisterohpily
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(1) Play the piano.
("The ivories" are the piano keys.)
(2) Get ladies into a state of sexual arousal.
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