What is Shopportunistic?
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Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.
Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
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Not to be confused with party pooper:
Noun. Someone who is miserable and a spoilsport, consequently putting a damper on the pleasures o..
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a sweaty earl without the cum.
See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum...
