What is Shopportunistic?
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Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.
Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
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The state of being shit-faced drunk.
coined by Johnny Tacoma
"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie..
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When your friends send you applications non-stop, you've been fapplicated.
Bob keeps fapplicated me and it's so fucking annoy..
