Shopportunistic

What is Shopportunistic?


1.

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.

Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.

See shopportunity, malls, gay


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