Shore Girl

What is Shore Girl?


1.

From Auckland's North Shore, in New Zealand, the shore girl is a very real phenomenon. Typically white, wealthy and arrogant, the best thing that can be said about them is Shore girl, sure thing. A typical day is spent eating, shopping, causing trouble, getting drunk and then fucking random strangers or relatives.

Their counterpart the shore boy necessarily adopts a tough posture to compensate for their Metrosexual garb. It is often said that the only way you can tell the difference between a Shore girl and a Shore buy is that the shore girl has a higher sperm count.

The Shore girl exclaimed loudly, "I've had all the cocks of Torbay in me, now onto Devonport."

The Shore girl's mum said, "Don't fuck that one, he's only got a Japanese car, you want European."

See whore, slut, ugly, rootbag, slattern, werepig, slapper, pog, mort, pigdog

2.

a Trendy young female who shops at glassons, wears skimpy clothing and follows the latest fashions in clothes and music. see also slapper

The male versions are called shore boys or Jocks

Preppy, spoilt, rich slag. who sponges off her mummy and daddys credit card.

See Brother Number One


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