Shore Leave

What is Shore Leave?


1.

What sailors look forward to.

"I can't wait til next shore leave so I can get some fuckin' poontang."

See poontang, sailors, crabs, pussy, smurfette

2.

Taking a dump on the toilet seat.

"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."


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