What is Shoreditch?
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Noun, UK English
A place just east of the City of London where every night, cats creep into the bedrooms of sleeping 20somethings and maul their hair, tearing out large clumps at random, then these feline night visitors hiss and spit all over their victims, leaving the hair lank and gooey. Shoreditch cannot solely be defined by this nocturnal mystery. It is also full of twats.
"I live in Shoreditch"
Random Words:
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Short hand for "You are so right, bro."
Usually in response to "amirite?"
Person 1: Hay guys, taht is so cool amir..
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The act of excreting.
- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick ho..
