What is Short Cheese?
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The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.
Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?
Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.
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