Short Jorts

What is Short Jorts?

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"

Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"

Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

See shorts, jorts, pants, gay, ugly

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