What is Short Man Syndrome?
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The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.
Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?
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Also known as
A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business.
They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.
Dino likes to hire minorities so he can feel better about himself.
Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome.
Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!
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The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).
She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.
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usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature
Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!
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the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia
Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.
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the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome
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the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome
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