Short Mans Syndrome

What is Short Mans Syndrome?


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When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.

John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?

Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??

Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??

Percy: Yeah its true.

John: Omg no it isnt!!

Lucy: Err bye...

John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.

Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!

John: Twat.

See cock block, disorder, syndrome, illness


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