Short N' Curly Edit Meaning

1. A simple minded, oafy, ugly, and/or dumb motherfucker who is employed as a rent-a-cop. You got a job working as mall security... Why do..

1. A bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a ter..

1. A floating sphere of liquid. The astronaut put the straw into the obilobod of orange juice and sucked it out of the air...