What is Short People Syndrome?

1.

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

See short man syndrome, fat people syndrome
20

Random Words:

Zibber
1. The concept of a or any conceptso incredibly awesomesuch that it is miraculous to manifest to comprehendablethought. Example; Zibber f..
Read more
Emosondandypantsland
1. Emosondandypantsland in itself is a horrible place that most smart, wise human beings do not dare stepfoot on. Just the smell of the pla..
Read more
Dutch Twister
1. When a person farts in a revolving door. Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble. See ass..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free