Short Porch

What is Short Porch?

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

See upper decker, shit, revenge, toilet, bathroom

Zoe Moulding

1. A name for someone with too much gum and not enough tooth Joanne had a bad tooth to gum ratio, she was a zoe moulding See zoe, tooth, ..

A Mary Barb

1. going number two behind a bush when you're locked out of your house. "she pulled a mary barb..." See mary, barb, poop, ..

Custard Tits.

1. breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat. ed..

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