Short Porch

What is Short Porch?

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

See upper decker, shit, revenge, toilet, bathroom

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