Short Porch

What is Short Porch?

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

See upper decker, shit, revenge, toilet, bathroom

Louisiana Crab Dangler

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Jennemann

1. The last name of a very rockin' human being. I saw Carly Jennemann on my way over to your house, and she was rockin'! See je..

[jlc!]

1. Just a Load of Crap. David gave me a run down on how many dates he's been on...JLC! See untrue, boaster, ridiculous, liar..

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