Short Porch

What is Short Porch?

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

See upper decker, shit, revenge, toilet, bathroom

I Loosened It For You

1. What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..

Squanto Menthol

1. The codename for American Spirit menthol or menthol lights. Yo man can i get a Squanto menthol. See squanto, menthol, cig, bogy..

Qfd

1. An acronym on First Person Shooters while playing online meaning Quit Fucking Dying Gamer 1: dude i have 1 kill and 23 deaths Gamer 2:..

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