Short Pump

What is Short Pump?


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1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.

2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?

Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.

Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?

Boy: Traffic

Principal: That's not a good enough reason.

Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.


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