What is Short Skin Disease?
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A deadly condition that usually is triggered by sneezing with your eyes open. The epedermis shrinks at a steady rate until the afflicted party dies of suffocation. Early signs of Short Skin Disease can include, but are not limted to: stunted growth, a hunchback and tight skin especially around the face.This disease is the opposite of saggy skin.
Johnny didn't stand a chance after that sneeze, he caught the Short Skin Disease.
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Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.
What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!..