Short Skin Disease

What is Short Skin Disease?


1.

A deadly condition that usually is triggered by sneezing with your eyes open. The epedermis shrinks at a steady rate until the afflicted party dies of suffocation. Early signs of Short Skin Disease can include, but are not limted to: stunted growth, a hunchback and tight skin especially around the face.This disease is the opposite of saggy skin.

Johnny didn't stand a chance after that sneeze, he caught the Short Skin Disease.

See skin


97

Random Words:

1. When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right befor..
1. Your grandma's cat is a robot, that can count to four. Go look at it closely. Gladys: "Ethyl, that's a lovely tabby you ..
1. To knowingly trick or deceive somebody through misleading statements or falsehoods about future intentions in order to get something for..