What is Short Squaring?
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Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.
I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.
I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.
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