Short Stalk

What is Short Stalk?


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That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"

Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."

Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"

Nan: "Yeah, why?"

Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"

Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

See voyeur, thong, shy, married


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