What is Short Timer?
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That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.
Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.
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After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them
Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease
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