Shortarse Edit Meaning

1. a small emo child who not only cries in corners when upset, bored, or tired, but one who's cry for help is that of a rabid squirrel..

1. Placing one's arms behind one's head, in pin-up model style, revealing the armpits, ostensibly creating the illusion of '..

1. Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..