Shortarse Edit Meaning

1. Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element. ..

1. To aspire to having no aspirations "When I'm older I dont want to worry about the next day" OR "When I'm old..

1. The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous. Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie? Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status. See alba, ..