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1. A combination of the words homely and humongous; usualy describing a fat ugly chick ie. the BLOB or beached whale "So any way what..

1. The sensation given to the beast in the pants when you're eye fucking the shit out of a girl at a funeral, coupled with a thrusting..

1. A fucking faggot. One who thinks everything he has is better than another's, even if it's not. Egotistical, holier-than-thou, ..