Shortass Edit Meaning

1. The language of pirates! Garrr, thar be a mighty fine wench o'er thar. She can shiver me timbers matey! Blow me down! I be wan..

1. A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck. Josh smacked his bab..

1. The lingering morning aftereffects of having taken NyQuil the night before. Bob just can't seem to get started this morning, it mu..