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1. Someone who has a an uncanny knack for attracting loosers; stands for "Wierdo And Looser Attraction" She's got W.A.L.A. ..

1. Acronym for "Designated Fat Friend" the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattrac..

1. Participating in a threesome with two girls from the 909. Damn, that dude from Upland just got 909ed. See socal, inland empire, joke, ..