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1. the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would. His drunken zombling gave me a chuckle. See zombies, zombli..

1. A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out. It is done by orde..

1. a tremendous combination of trashed, trollied and pished (slurred pissed) pronounced by attempting to say all of the above simultaneousl..