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1. When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you) "Th..

1. When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Tak..

1. A white girl who exclusively straddles black men. "Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men." See straddl..