What is Shortbread Fever?
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1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
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Random Words:
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At least one too many lols. Why not use the all-caps LOL instead?
"lolololololololololol"
"whoa dude thats way too man..
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An acronym I made up, very long.
It stands for...
I fucking love you so fucking much my best friend forever and ever
Girl: Hi
Boy: H..
