Shortcut Clause

What is Shortcut Clause?


1.

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (tv/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

See shortcut


48

Random Words:

1. The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the ..
1. An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise ma..
1. An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to ..