What is Shortevity?
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The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
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A name often given to someone who has had snot bubbles come out of their nose while laughing.
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are the almonds left over from your dump. You usually use a wooden glove to pick them out.
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(n.) A dollar bill that is too crumpled and ripped to put in a machine, so you give it to a stripper
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