What is Shortevity?
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The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
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The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.
Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash...
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A game that a female can play in which she uses her vagina to hide a key or set of keys.
"Time to play hide-the-keys!"
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