What is Shortevity?
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The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
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The act of sending a fart biscuit direct to someone's nostril over a very long distance.
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basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants
Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
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The results of particularly savage anal intercourse - the splitting of an anal sphincter into about 8 parts, or in 8 different direction..
