Shortevity

What is Shortevity?


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The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.

Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!

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