What is Shortiest?
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1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.
2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."
1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."
2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
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