Shortify

What is Shortify?

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

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Music Scene

1. the music area or local bands in your area.mistaken for a type of person or style.it is infact not a style dumbasses it's the scen..

Limp Chubby

1. A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel). It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby. See cheese w..

Vernon Drift

1. The wafting stench of the Farmer John's slaughterhouse that drifts from Vernon, CA into neighboring Boyle Heights. "My God, w..

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