Shortify

What is Shortify?

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

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Dirty Mudflap

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Branthums

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Kill The Lights

1. "cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position" kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me ..

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