Shortify

What is Shortify?

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

See kris, giant, brampton

Johann

1. When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man. "Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann." ..

Sabilitary

1. When your friends get banned from message boards/forums and are beaten with German sausages until they smell like spicy foreign meat. T..

'_-

1. its a wink, often used by the gr8test internet officiandos around; often used to be outrightly smug or smarmy *must be done in that way..

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