Shortify

What is Shortify?

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

See kris, giant, brampton

Itchtong

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Jerry Falwell

1. A fucking pig of a human who pretends to care about Christians and Christianity, but really just wants their money to support his lavish..

Ollie Stevens

1. 1. A type of hard drugwhich leaves you totally screwed up. First Person: Dude, got any crack? Second Person: Nah I got ollie stevens....

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