Shortify

What is Shortify?


1.

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

See kris, giant, brampton


95

Random Words:

1. (adj) often used by friends to describe how cool their other friends are. You: "Man, that friend of yours has great style." ..
1. "Oh fuck". Used like ono to express distress, either jokingly or seriously. "Ofux! I have a term paper due tomorrow!&q..
1. The act of having sex with hot Asian chicks who have awesome rockin' tits. Someone Ragnarding will often scream out "BOOYA!&q..