Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

Talking Ass Monkey

1. (n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated. At the cocktail p..

Out And Out Shagger

1. someone who will shag any thing that breathes. even if they can get a fit girlfriend they would still shag a mess just because its a sha..

Fagtacked

1. attacked by a fag or in a fag way. person1: hey nicefagbag Joe. person2:*whacks over the head with his fagbag* person1:Help! I'm..

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