Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

5 Feet Away

1. When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest. but what ever this gir..

Jalia

1. the act of being sexy, hot or "fly" I was walking down the street and saw this jalia babe. See sexy, hot, super..

Zwndr

1. Zwndr orginates from the word Sidewinder. To Zwndr someone is to confuse them with your movement. I'm going to zwndr you so much. ..

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