Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

Zeet

1. (N) A girl who loves to flirt with as many guys as possible and hooks up with all of them, but never goes any further. Its like a a slut..

Unaudible

1. what you say when you are a retarded useless brit and you actually meant inaudible Hi i'm a huge fucking retard i say unaudible S..

Zeroed

1. To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zero..

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