Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

Nahj

1. Lit. No. Oft. used lazily, but not necessarily so. "Yo, lets go jump off this building." "Nahj, man. I'm good her..

Zipsy

1. A slang word that means stuck between dimentions. Alex got was zipsy when he ate potato. See sphinkter, pooz..

Zeedonk

1. A crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey. Most retarded looking among the zebroids, it is bred because its just funny to look at. HAHA..

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