Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

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