Shortlands

What is Shortlands?

a village in a valley and split between two towns. Full of cats. On the through way to Bromley. Beware of pikeys.

"I like your skirt, my mums got a pair of curtains just like it! hahaha-cough hack-I gotta quit smoking..."

Zigzag

1. papers used for rolling joints in Gotta buy me some zigzags so we can roll us some joints. See Rubes 2. A zigzag is a blunt or a joi..

H F F

1. To have an urge to have sex with horse faced girls ( h f f ) with nice bodies. Man how i wanna fuck that h f f Sarah Jessica Parker. S..

Quache

1. When you take a shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Then you get her to deep throat your dick. You finish off by cumming in her mouth ..

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