What is Shortly?
1.
defined by Michael Houlette shortly is defined by exactly 2 mins and 34 seconds.
i will be back shortly.
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euphymism for long/never
"We will get this to you shortly"
(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)
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3.
Under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours
I will handle your issue shortly
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to obliterate, academically
Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.
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-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.
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