Shortly

What is Shortly?

defined by Michael Houlette shortly is defined by exactly 2 mins and 34 seconds.

i will be back shortly.

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

See shortly, work, procrastination, life, strip

Under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours

I will handle your issue shortly

See shortly, time, sex

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