What is Shortmans' Syndrome?
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Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.
Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
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