What is Shortplank?
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Derogatory term for a skateboarder. Refers to behaviour which is stupid, immature, jockish or inconsiderate, as popularized in the 'Jackass' TV series and Movies.
Skateboarders ride on a short plank of wood and "Thick as two short planks" is a well known term for a moron.
"Putting that shopping cart in front of my car was really smart Shortplank."
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It's where you hack a loogie from your butt. Or it is a crap.
Ew, was that a buttloogie that just came out?
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