What is Shorts?
1.
noun; used by a third party person to express when somebody has insulted or humiliated another person
Luke: Shut up Pat, you suck dick for crack.
Jim: Shorts, Pat!
2.
to smoke the last few drags of anothers cigarette.
(Hector) yo Lopez, save me shorts off that square.
(Lopez) fuck off G, go get a paper route and buy your own
biotch its my last one.
or-
dude, i just lost my
mcjob , can you save me shorts
3.
The act of expressing intent to finish what one has not already finished; it is particularly (but not solely) used to voice one's wish to finish the smoking of another's cigarette.
"Bro, let me get shorts on that sandwich."
"Shit i forgot my pack, can I get shorts on your
square ?"
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4.
Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.
You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.
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5.
Video vignettes, between 2 and 30 minutes in length that express a message complete in itself.
One of the things I like about
Zed is that it provides a venue for creative video makers to showcase their shorts.
6.
someone who takes it in the anus
"I didn't know Shakes took it in the shorts"
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