Shorts Hero

What is Shorts Hero?


1.

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.

Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.

Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

See martyr, martyrdom, shorts, hero, dumbass


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