Shortstop Edit Meaning

1.

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

2.

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

3.

1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

See buster, hater, player hater, shorty, shutdown

4.

In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to):

-Intense making out (including tounge)

-Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose)

-hands running through hair

-rolling around on the floor

-making a scene in public

It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there.

"Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop."

See 1st, base, homerun, makeout

5.

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

See salt, pepper, manners, annoying

6.

1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

See coward, fool, stop

7.

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

See poop, toilet, stop, feces, defecate, defecating, defecation, gross, flush, dump, shit, front, seat, bowl, testicles