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when you reach your hand down into a girls pants and get a handfull of steel wool.
Guy: Dude, I stuck my hand down Sharon's pants ..
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Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.
I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanel..
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a zebramouse is when you have to imagine something that you would pay for to see but it is not a real creature. You wish it was because ..