What is Shot Himself In The Dick?

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When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

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