Shotgun Edit Meaning

1.

First person to call "shotgun!" gets the front passenger seat.Usually "shotgun" is called when some smelly ass or really fuckin annoying people are going to be in the back seat. Or shotgun is the actual front passenger seat.

"Shotgun."

"Duuude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."

"Duuude."

"Duuuuude."

"Ok you have can it."

2.

Taking a beer can, poking a hole in the bottom and opening it slighty at the top and drinking that fucker down as fast as possible.

Terry and Dean got to the party late so they shotgunned a few beer.

3.

The front right seat of a car. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Comes from the Americans fascination with the Old West when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.

He drove to Vegas with Mallory riding shotgun and the hitchhiker in cobain.

4.

As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or other smoking device, followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's mouth. This term was developed by troops in Vietnam, who actually would put a marijuana cigarette into the open chamber of an unloaded shotgun and blow it into eachother's faces. An example of this can be seen in the movie "Platoon".

When you're smoking out, it's not considerate to shotgun with other people's girlfriends or boyfriends.

5.

1. A category of smoothbore firearm that fires pellets (shot) or slugs. Comes in break-action or pump-action variants. Known to cause fits of unpredictable joy in HMBs.

2. A method of defecation whereby the buttocks are spread prior to discharge.

3. An esoteric form of bukkake. Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, the shotgun initiator must hold his scrotum in one hand and his shaft in the other, and pump between each ejaculation. This is derived from the manner of operating a pump-action shotgun, although the ammunition in question is completely different.

4. Any wedding whereby the groom is extremely morose and the bride is extremely pregnant.

5. A type of corridor-style house where the front door and back door line up and are usually directly connected by a single, straight hallway.

1. The TIE Pilot HuManBing was lying in wait, with his shotgun sight trained on a hill.

His recent work freelancing had tired him of late, so he took some time off for a kill.

Away on a hilltop, cavorting around, effete and effeminate prey,

Were multiple Yoshi, inchoate and dozy, about whom the TIE Pilot said:

"Blood! Blood! Glorious blood! Nothing quite like it to make one feel good!

So slide-shuck your shotgun, assuming you've got one,

And then we'll go pot some for glorious blood!"

(This can be sung to the tune of "The Hippopotamus" if so desired.)

2. Last night, I ate so much curry and then took a shotgun dump, and now my toilet is full of crapnel that won't flush away.

3. "It is inadvisable for neophyte bukkakist to attempt shotgun without presence of trained professional medical team. Please also to ensure that said team is well equipped with defibrillators, Viagra, and large cotton sock in case of emergency." *demure titter, covers face with fan* ~ Speech given at the entrance of the Sapporo Tourist Baths by the geisha guide.

4. Girlfriend: Guess what, Brad!

Boyfriend: You're going to put a stud in your tongue and use ice cubes next time?

Girlfriend: No - I'm pregnant! :D

Boyfriend: SHIT.

Girlfriend: We're going to have a baby! :D

Boyfriend: FUCK.

Girlfriend: There's going to be the pitter-patter of little feet in the house! :D

Boyfriend: ARSE.

Girlfriend: What type of marriage would you like? White or peach?

Boyfriend: SCROTE.

Girlfriend: Ohmygosh I'm going to have to call all my girlfriends so they can come over to coo and fawn solicitously in a sickening display of female hormonal Pavlovian response! :D

Boyfriend: TIT.

Girlfriend: What's the matter, dear? I sense a divergence of our emotive dispositions at this juncture.

Boyfriend: I'M NOT MARRYING ANYBODY. GODDAMIT I'M ONLY 23.

Girlfriend: Well, my Daddy's a federal marshal. We *could* make it a Magnum funeral, if you prefer.

Boyfriend: ...

Girlfriend: (singing, unhelpfully) Goin' to the cha-pel an' we're - gonna get ma-a-a-ried...

5. Agent Powell, here are your mission objectives:

A) Ride SHOTGUN with the Ret. Gen. to the Crawford rural area.

B) Approach SHOTGUN ranch through front door.

C) Force entry using rifled slug ammunition in SHOTGUN to remove the locking mechanism.

D) De-elect the resident with a SHOTGUN to the face.

E) Locate and de-elect the vice-resident with a SHOTGUN to the face.

F) After which, lower trousers and apply generous SHOTGUN to the face.

G) Spray Lysol in the air. It is the polite thing to do.

See HMB

6.

To place a marijuana ciggarette or marijuana cigar in your mouth backwards(while lit, with the burning end in your mouth) and blowing smoke through the mouthpiece into someone's face or mouth while they inhale.

If you want me to give you a shotgun, first you gotta dump the ashes off the blunt.

See J

7.

when u exhale smoke into someone elses mouth

that was a good hit i want shotgun

See poop