Shotgun Not

What is Shotgun Not?


1.

Claiming ownership of the right to "not" do something. There is no way to beat shotgun not, it is final and absolute in it's power.

If the doorbell rings, the last person to call shotgun not must answer it.

See not it, shotgun, not, bags, dibs

2.

Used to "shotgun" not doing something. Said shortly, and usually quickly, after someone asks for a task to be completed. The last person to say "Shotgun not" must then complete the task.

fathead: I got just got an oz, lets go for a session!

azz: Fuck yeah!

pedro: Got a billy?

fathead: Nah, we need to get one aye,

pedro: shotgun not

fathead: shotgun not

azz: shotgun not

spook: shotgun not...fuck it

fathead: hehe get goin spook, don't come back till you've got one

See shotgun, no dice, no way, fuck no


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