What is Shotomy?
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The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.
My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.
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The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.
Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench..
