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The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier..
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A person who is sexually attracted to objects.
I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly..
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A man's penis, part of his junk.
That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ..