Shoulder Gnome

What is Shoulder Gnome?

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

See gnome, shoulder, hover, behind

Boyfriendlessness

1. The state of having no boyfriend for a long time My stint of boyfriendlessness couldnt be anymore depressing See single, alone, gay..

Zomgies

1. Like zombies, but with more "zomg" OH NO, ZOMGIES! *Shotguns* See zombies, zomg, zombie, omg, zomgie..

Pole-position

1. The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race. "And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second" See Nikita..

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