What is Shoulder Rapist?
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1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.
2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.
This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.
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