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When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.
"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"
"you ju..
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When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...
What the fuck is that stench?
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When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and ..