What is Shouldercock?
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When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.
It must be stopped.
"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"
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The plastic/ cardboard tube round a tampon
"i left my rocket case on the toilet seat by accident"
See tampon, rocket, case, ..
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The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.
The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet..
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a so called celeribity from shows like Big Brother, only popular for the time the show is on, but when its over they are never heard off..