What is Shoulderfucker?
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A term used in the Information Technology consulting field to describe an asshole client who:
1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.
2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.
Son of a fucking bitch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderfucker.
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