What is Shoulf?
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Pronounced: (sh)OOLF VERB
1. The act of closing one eye to improved one's ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.
2. Squinting so your phone isn't so damn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.
Last night Halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.
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