Shoulf

What is Shoulf?


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Pronounced: (sh)OOLF VERB

1. The act of closing one eye to improved one's ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.

2. Squinting so your phone isn't so damn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.

Last night Halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.

See drunk texting, drexting, blurry, drunken, focus


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