What is Shovel?
1.
what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
2.
To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
3.
A tool for hitting something with.
*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
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4.
The male version of
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
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5.
A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance
Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard
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6.
(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.
(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't
stfu so I was forced towhack him in the face with my shovel.
7.
An object commonly used to hit children when they are not following proper authority.
Billy, if you don't get out of the shed this instant, imma fuck up your face with this here shovel.
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