Shovel Ready

What is Shovel Ready?


1.

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

2.

The Obama political word indicating that your particular "project" is just waiting for stimulus package money injection to get it off the ground. In other words, you have a good idea, but no cash to back it.

Dude, my greenhouse and hydroponic drip system hooked up to the solar panel on the roof is so shovel ready...I just need $2 billion to get it to give back to the grid.

See shovel-ready, stimulus

3.

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

See exhausted, worn out


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