Shovel-face

What is Shovel-face?


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An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."

A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.

It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.

Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)

Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.

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