What is Shovelface?
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when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.
"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"
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2.
A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.
That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.
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3.
Any Asian whose face resembles an upside down shovel.
Typically refers to Koreans.
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Girl 1 and Girl 2 are driving down the road as a small white Hyundai cuts across 4 lanes and slowly merges in front of them...
Girl 1: God damn zipper head just cut me off.
Girl 2: That wasn't any ordinary zipper head. It was a shovelface.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Their face is so flat, it looks like a shovel.
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4.
Marissa, a girl I'm attracted to. Please, no one call her this, as I cry every day knowing my love is hounded for her appearance.
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Dan's farked up looking girlfriend.
Marissa is such a shovelface.
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