Shovelface

What is Shovelface?


1.

when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.

"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"

See shovel-face, shovel face, minger, ugly

2.

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

See Sanchez

3.

Any Asian whose face resembles an upside down shovel.

Typically refers to Koreans.

See also: shovel face

Girl 1 and Girl 2 are driving down the road as a small white Hyundai cuts across 4 lanes and slowly merges in front of them...

Girl 1: God damn zipper head just cut me off.

Girl 2: That wasn't any ordinary zipper head. It was a shovelface.

Girl 1: How can you tell?

Girl 2: Their face is so flat, it looks like a shovel.

See korean, shovel face, azn, hyundai, spitting

4.

Marissa, a girl I'm attracted to. Please, no one call her this, as I cry every day knowing my love is hounded for her appearance.

5.

Dan's farked up looking girlfriend.

Marissa is such a shovelface.

See Richard Cabeza


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